i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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