spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
