She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You ate ashes out of my bong
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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