Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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