I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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