Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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