The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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