he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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