your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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