you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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