he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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