let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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