exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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