i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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