You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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