i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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