is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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