Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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