He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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