and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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