i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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