Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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