break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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