he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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