And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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