Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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