saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I had to cum in my sink.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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