Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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