That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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