I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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