return my video game
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
