so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
