please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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