i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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