Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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