How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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