It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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