Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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