She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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