problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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