In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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