Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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