windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So many bounce houses so little time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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