it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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