he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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