Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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