do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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