I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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