I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
