And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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